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I am allowed to be mean to telemarketers. It’s great.

I do inbound customer service in a small office. Occasionally we get sales calls.

My boss does not like them. She does like when I mess with them. From today:

Thank you for calling MY JOB, this is Mobile, how may I help you?

I need to speak to Boss. It’s about the electric bills.

Of course, I’ll see if she’s in. May I ask which company you represent?

I’m not authorized to say. Is BOSS in?

(I’ve been wearing a headset for a really long time. I also have sales experience. I know the tricks, so I put her on hold, find out Boss is not interested, and come back.

Thanks for holding. Boss is unavailable right now and she asked you to please remove us from your calling list.

WHAT? HOW IS SHE BUSY IF YOU JUST TALKED TO HER?

She had time for me, ma’am. Do not call back. Goodbye.

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No sir, you can’t have my personal information to send me a farewell card…

Did I actually work?