ME = M
Lady = L
**Fast Forward 5 minutes into the convo to skip a lot of the unnecessary conversation**
M: Just install this app on your phone. It will help screen calls so you won’t get as many.
L: What do I do?
M: Open up the app store on your phone, search for “App Name”, and install it.
L: I have the app store open. What should I do again?
M: Search for “App Name”
L: I’ve searched for it… What do I do now?
M: (Finding inner peace) Download and open it.
L: It’s downloaded…
M: Good, now open it.
L: It’s open, what do I do
M: Well what does it say?
L: I need to grant it permission
M: Okay. Just follow the instructions your phone tells you and it will guide you through the rest of the way
L: It says go to settings.
M: then go to settings.
L: Then what?
M: (I feel a twitch appear behind my left eye) Just follow the steps the phone tells you…
L: Then after I do that, then what?
M: Then we are done.
The phone is telling you what needs to be done. This happens with setup as well.
Customer: It says hello.
Me: What else does it say?
Customer: Swipe up to start setup.
Me: there ya go…
Customer: Well, what do I do?
Me: (Starts to open up Indeed, Monster, and Glassdoor on my phone)
I have to escape…
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