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You buy my hou$e!

No, I’m not in real estate. I’m the Home Heating Fuel girl again. One would think our only issues were the “fight me for these pennies” and the “you deliver right now” people. But….there’s… Whatever the equivalent of a Male Karen is. He’ll be MK (Male Karen) I’ll be OG (Oil Girl).

Setting: Yesterday, well after midday and more than a month since the delivery. I’m familiar with most accents and understand broken English very well. Until this guy…

MK: Yous be da delibering gas (oil) and I got no gas!

(5 mins between tirade and and being able to pull up account)

OG: I see you received a delivery of 250 gallons on 4/5. You should not be out.

MK: yah..yah youse da be dlibering gas and you broke me. I got no gas!

OG: Sir, I understand you say out of gas, you got lot of gas in April. You should have

(MK instantly prevents me from talking)

OG: Sir have you had a someone..

(MK cuts in)

MK: yes yes yes, plumber came said you deliver air and maybe 50 gallon.

OG: Sir that’s not how the meters work. If you see your last ticket, it’s meter stamped 250g. And you got this delivery more than 1.5 months ago. You would have had no oil well before then.

He’s refusing to let me talk, I remind him I’m here took talk with him and help him. He’s talking over me as I’m explaining oil tank leaks and possibly his burner unit. He tells me I’m just a nothing…

MK: You gave me air, now you buy my house. Plumber say.

OG: I understand you spoke with a plumber, but you maybe want to try an HVAC or heating oil technician of your choice? You choose, we just will wait to hear from your technician.

MK: No you gib Money or Driver buy my house

OG. No one here wants to buy your house, we don’t need to. We have houses. But.. What I want to help you with, is your problem. Let’s work on that..

OG: I’ve given you some sugg..

MK: Maybe I go somewhere else

OG: That would be unfortunate, I’m just trying to understand and help…

MK: You don see ya gebb air, so..

OG: Let me get you someone who’ll further help you better. Please hold..

Catch supervisor up to speed. Get information to give him about next step…

Poof. He’s gone..I still have his account info and knowledge of his problem..

Leave a note for the owner I rarely see. He’s a unicorn and appears on social media more than I’ve ever seem him..

Whatever.

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