For some reason, this tired joke is coming back into rotation:
Me: Is there anything else I can do for you today?
“Can you send me a million dollars?” “Write me a check for a million dollars!” “I need a million dollars if you have it!”
Today I got that from someone whose name is another word for a certain male appendage.
Him: C’mon Holly, learn to loosen up a little!”
One, my name isn’t Holly. Two, you literally spoke over me the whole call and rattled off numbers and your request before I even finished my greeting. Before I could even react to the “joke” he said that to me, and hung up before I could even close my call correctly.
He really lived up to his name today.
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