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Ah, the airlines…

For nearly 10 years I worked for a major airline, and while the pay was crap, the flight bennies alone made it ll worth while – MOST of the time.

I had one guy demand that I personally come to the airport and find his bags.
At 10 PM local time (West coast).

He was at the Memphis airport.

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Accents can make life interesting. It took context to realize that my caller was NOT traveling intergalactically, but instead was flying from Shreveport to Venice Italy (He called it Venus)

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The lady who couldn’t fly unless we changed her conformation number – that had 3 6’s in it.

There are plenty more, but these are the ones that I remember off the top of my head…

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Customer becomes irate when asked for proof of purchase.

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