So another call from work today.
Me: Hello, can I please speak to Shelly?
Her: Oh I’m sorry, Shelly is no longer with us.
Me:…. oh I’m sorry to hear about that.
Her: She she retired. She is in a good place now.
Me: OK, I shall take her of the list then.
Her: Why, you can still call her.
me: Wait, what?
Her: yeah, she retired but she still has a number.
Me: ….. Oh you mean the other retirement. I thought you mean she passed.
Her: No she just is no longer with us. I can’t give you her number though. That would be rude. I’m sure you have her number.
Me: Um sure.
Her: Yeah good luck with speaking to her. Bye.
Me: Bye?
Hangs up. I just stare at the screen for 30 seconds.
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