“I want to speak to somebody who speaks real english!”

I of course have an accent, and I got this person who I could not understand the email he was giving me, it was one of those emails that are like GtXctfghj9022@weirdcompanysname.com and he was very far away from the phone

So at the third time I asked him to repeat just the las two letters of the email he said

“Fucking idiot, transfer me to someone who speaks real english”

Transferred him to a Pizza hut in the uk

Got a warning but meh, they drop if I don’t commit the same mistake in the next 3 months

And my boss secretely loved it