I work for your favorite government helldesk, and here we have a story of the caller that doesn’t need us.
I will be Me, customer will be C:
Me: Standard Greeting
C: Who are you?
Me: Repeats my name, thinking the customer missed it
C: No, what company do you work for?
Me: *govt agency* IT/Tech Support
C: …I don’t have anything to do with *govt agency*, I don’t need you…
Me: Well… if you do need us we’re here 24/7, call us back at *number*!
C: *hangs up*
Wonder who he meant to get ahold of. I was amused the rest of the day though.